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Limited Run

This is the one we’re thinking about right now.

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Save the Net for Me, Clark! — Limited Holiday Tee
$25.00

LIMITED RUN • NO RESTOCKS


This year’s holiday grind hits different.

Inspired by THE Christmas classic, we’ve wrapped it in pure Dad Games energy. This one is locally produced, screen-printed by hand, and made on a premium heavyweight cotton tee that feels exactly like the shirts we grew up wearing. Thick, durable, built to last. With a soft hand-feel that stay true through real wear, real life, and repeated washes.

“Save the net for me, Clark!”

Product Details:

  • High quality Screen print. Premium feel, not plasticky – the ink sits cleanly and soft on the fabric, giving the shirt a broken-in feel right out of the box.

  • Rich color, sharp detail, and long-term durability you don’t get from mass-produced prints.

  • Heavyweight 100% cotton Gildan 5000 shirt

  • High-contrast “knitted” graphic in one-color ink

  • Classic relaxed fit

Size Guide - Dad bod approved!

Dad bod approved!

  • S — Chest: 34"–36" (86–91 cm)

  • M — Chest: 38"–40" (97–102 cm)

  • L — Chest: 42"–44" (107–112 cm)

  • XL — Chest: 46"–48" (117–122 cm)

  • 2XL — Chest: 50"–52" (127–132 cm)

Shipping Details

  • Ready to ship

  • Standard: 3–5 business days

  • Expedited: 1-3 business days

The Dude Games — Limited Run | January 1st Release
$25.00

Every so often a design comes along that feels like it already lives in your memories. That late-night, lights-low, find-your-center energy.

This drop is built for the ones who feel that. No hype needed. You’ll know why soon.

🚨 Dropping January 1st:
Get notified the moment this shirt drops.

The ones that stay

These don’t change. That’s the point.

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88 MPH — The Viral Tee
$25.00

The tee that broke the algorithm.
Born from the viral “Get on the game” video, this 88 MPH design channels pure 80s energy through a Dad Games lens. It’s a quiet nod to Back to the Future without saying the line out loud — the kind of reference only the right people clock immediately. If you know, you know. And if you don’t, it still just looks damn good.

Product details:

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — our go-to tee for softness, durability, and that “yep, this is my new favorite shirt” fit.

Fabric and Quality

  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for a smoother, softer feel

  • Solid colors: 100% cotton

  • Ash: 99% cotton, 1% poly

  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that still feels sturdy

  • Pre-shrunk so it fits right the first time and after laundry day

  • Side-seamed construction for a cleaner silhouette

  • Tear-away label (because dads don’t have time for itchy tags)

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for longer-lasting structure

  • Printed with crisp DTG detail so the design stays sharp, saturated, and nostalgia-packed — the way your inner 90s kid demands.

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved!

S — Chest: 34"–36" (86–91 cm)

M — Chest: 38"–40" (97–102 cm)

L — Chest: 42"–44" (107–112 cm)

XL — Chest: 46"–48" (117–122 cm)

2XL — Chest: 50"–52" (127–132 cm)

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

  • Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe)

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

  • Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

  • Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

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Middle-Out — The Equation Tee
$25.00

The math finally made sense.
Born from the idea of Richard Hendricks of Silicon Valley fame, this design turns the most absurdly serious joke in tech TV history into a wearable flex. Clean, minimal, and instantly recognizable to the people who matter.

It’s the kind of reference that doesn’t explain itself. If you know, you smirk. If you don’t, it still looks sharp. Either way, it quietly signals: yeah, I was there.

Product details:

Printed on the Next Level 3600 — a modern, slightly athletic fit that wears clean whether you’re sitting at a desk, on the couch, or pretending you’re about to refactor something important.

Fabric and Quality

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (select colors may include poly blend)

  • Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric — breathable but not flimsy

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit wash after wash

  • Fitted silhouette without feeling tight

  • Side-seamed construction for a cleaner shape

  • Tear-away label (because obviously)

  • Printed with crisp DTG detail so fine lines stay sharp — just like the math

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved!

S — Width: 19" · Length: 28"

M — Width: 20½" · Length: 29"

L — Width: 22" · Length: 30"

XL — Width: 24" · Length: 31"

2XL — Width: 26" · Length: 32"

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

  • Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe)

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

  • Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

  • Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

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FINISH HIM! — The Mortal Kombat Marriage Tee
$25.00

The tee inspired by every gamer who’s ever had to take a real-life critical hit… and propose anyway.

This design reimagines a classic 90s arcade moment — FINISH HIM! — as the ultimate boss encounter: dropping to one knee. Pixel art, nostalgia, and adult-life comedy all fused into one shirt built for men who grew up on fatalities but now face mortgages, minivans, and emotional damage of a different kind.

Product Details:

Fabric & Quality

Printed on the Next Level 3600, chosen for its premium feel and modern fit.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.3 oz)

  • Soft, lightweight, worn-in comfort from day one

  • Side-seamed for a better silhouette

  • Tear-away label (goodbye itchy neck)

  • Built for all dad bod subclasses — tank, ranged, stealth, support

  • Printed with crisp DTG detail so the pixel art stays sharp, saturated, and nostalgia-packed.

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved.

Fits true to size with a modern, athletic cut.
(Go up one if you like extra room for snacks, boss battles, or proposal-stage nerves.)

Chest Width (inches, laid flat):
S — 18"
M — 20"
L — 22"
XL — 24"
2XL — 26"
3XL — 28"

How to Measure:
Take a tee you already like, measure armpit to armpit, and compare.
For full chest circumference, double the number.

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

  • Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe):

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

  • Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

  • Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

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